Politics
"The word 'politics' is derived
from the word 'poly' meaning 'many,' and the word 'ticks'
meaning 'blood sucking parasites.'"
(George Stepanaphoulus)
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy but that could change." (Dan Quayle)
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter." (Winston Churchill)