Welcome to the Mother's Day Page. Today we are celebrating the mothering career of Margaret Atkins, CyberMom of the Century.

Apparently, beauty and brains ARE inheritable traits!

Margaret can run her own business, golf 18 holes, whip up amazing apple friters, send email, and parallel park a dualie without blinking. (She also has been said to bake extremely good brownies, but the judges were unable to confirm this statement, having not had a recent sample.)

Both Alison and Chris...

would like to let Mom know how much they love and respect her. She has been unfailingly fun, caring, cheerful, and supportive.

Unfortunately, the rest of us have to grow up under less-than-Margaret standard Mothers. Alison and Chris regret this sad turn of events, but have no intention of turning her over.

Congratulations Margaret! Your work, patience, and love has not gone unappreciated all these years.

Much love to you this day,

Ali