This Simpsons quiz shall seperate the men from the boys. Now..

Get ready to strap yourself in and feel the G's!!

1) Which of the 47 Ronin did Homer portray in his Japanese prison Kabuki play?
Oshi
Uki
Tenchi
Ori

2) What was not served at the dinner theatre production of Guys and Dolls?
Peppersteak
Au Grautan Potatoes
Salad
Strawberry Shortcake

3) What is Mr. Burns' Social Security Number?
000-00-0000
000-00-0001
000-00-0002
000-00-0003

4) Which alien prepared food for the Simpsons in the original Halloween episode?
Kang
Kodos
Cerok the Preparer
To pronouce it correctly, I would have to pull out your tongue

5) How much was the picture of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore worth?
$100
$150
$200
$250

6) When Homer and Mr. Burns found Loch Ness High School's homecoming float in the Loch
what team were they going to play?
Glascow
Eddenbourough
Aberdine
North Kilttown

7) What was the name of Mr. Burns' "model" plane?
The Spruce Goose
The Moose Spruce
The Goose Moose
The Spruce Moose

8) What kind of onion did Grampa wear on his belt while taking the ferry to Shelbyville
white
yellow
red
pearl

9) What is the name of the dog Ralph pretends to be?
Tickle Puppy
Wiggle Puppy
Jiggle Puppy
Giggle Puppy

10) What was the bottomless mug that Duffman brought Barney filled with?
Duff Dark
Duff Extra Cold
Duff Zero
Duff Dry

11) Who did Homer want to be when the Witness Relocation Program changed his identity?
Joe Montana
James Bond
John Elway
Mark McGwire

12) What's Duffman's real name? (His ORIGINAL name, NOT SID!!)
Lenny
Larry
Louie
Lance

13) What damaged the Comic Book Guy's stack of Li'l Lulu's?
Water
Squishy
Mr. Pibb
Diet Mr. Pibb

14) What was the name of the little green alien that only Homer could see?
Osmodiar
Gazoo
Kodos
Zandar

15) Who has NOT been the President at some point on the show?
Lisa
Flanders
Lenny
Kang

16) Which of the following is not the name of a rat?
Cinnamon
Rizzo
Lefty
Ginger

17) At Springfield University, which fraternity is last in grades, first in pranks?
Gamma Omega Tau
Kappa Beta Pi
Kappa Gamma Tau
Eta Sigma Phi

18) Who's picture appeared in the paper next to a headline that said "Look Who's Drunk"
Homer
Kent Brockman
Reniere Wolfcastle
Mayor Quimby

19) Which of the following is NOT a Troy McClure production?
Earwigs, Ewwwww
Three Minus Four Equals Negative Fun
Firecrackers, the Silent Killer
Christmas Ape

20) What did the military antique store owner resell Granpa's hat as?
Napoleon's hat
The hat Al Capone died in
Hitler's fishing hat
The hat William McKinley was shot in